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marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via nofluffystop)

taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

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i-am-dovahkiin:

perfect game 10/10

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mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

image

How I look in pictures

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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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gookgod:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re trying to set us free

gookgod:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re trying to set us free

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deathtovch:

sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

oh my god

deathtovch:

sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

oh my god

(via getinmyradiobed)

ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

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merkiplier:

This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!”

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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fresh-uterus:

BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH

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blue-jean-lady:

xcii-v-x:

brodingershat:

iforgotmytampon:

thechronicleofshe:

they only let us narrate yogurt commercials. 

dudes

Click the link.

THE LINK

THE LINK

blue-jean-lady:

xcii-v-x:

brodingershat:

iforgotmytampon:

thechronicleofshe:

they only let us narrate yogurt commercials. 

dudes

Click the link.

THE LINK

THE LINK

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